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Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.

Democrats favorite Christmas carol is Deck the from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas."

Most Republicans try at least once enclosing from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.

Democrats wear wide red ties and green from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.

Republicans always take the price tag off from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.

Democrats favorite Christmas movie is Miracle on from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.

Republican parents have no problem buying toy from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.

Democrats do much of their shopping at from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.

When not in stores Republicans shop from from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.

When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."

Democrats let their kids open all the from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

Democrats get back at the Republicans on from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

Republicans help the poor during the holidays from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Republicans say Merry Christmas Democrats say Happy from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"